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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Life is Backwards!!!

This is from a fwd my  sister sent to me. Its pretty funny, and reflects very out of the box thinking - so thanks Ang for this one!

>>The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
>>I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
>>What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's
>>that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
>>You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
>>out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home,
>>feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
>>too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
>>work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
>>40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
>>You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything
>>that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
>>Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,
>>you become a kid, you play,
>>you have no responsibilities, you
>>become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
>>peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
>>on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as
>>an orgasm!

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The quote

The quote
Its from Grey's anatomy believe or not. I guess today's great writers now are staffed at made for TY dramas.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Gaurdian

I went to see this play this weekend about media representation of the Iraq War and the Abu Graid Prison Scandal called the Gaurdians at the Culture Project.


It was a pretty heavy show. But, Kate Moenning "Shane" from the "L Word"


was there and I got my Playbill signed by her. My friend asked her why she came back to do a play in such a small theartre. She replied that she liked it. I guess there is no match for a live audience. Pretty cool though. She seemed nice and the play was great. Katemoenning

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Not MY Words - Spring Cleaning

"A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. Until we finally understand for ourselves what Benjamin Franklin really meant. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying."

Come Back tomorrow to see where this quote is from

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