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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Life is Backwards!!!

This is from a fwd my  sister sent to me. Its pretty funny, and reflects very out of the box thinking - so thanks Ang for this one!

>>The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
>>I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
>>What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's
>>that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
>>You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
>>out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home,
>>feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
>>too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
>>work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
>>40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
>>You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything
>>that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
>>Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,
>>you become a kid, you play,
>>you have no responsibilities, you
>>become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
>>peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
>>on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as
>>an orgasm!

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